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  • Even in Anger, I Folded His Clothes

    Michelle Chadwell It didn’t take long into the semester for shit to hit the fan. It took almost exactly two weeks. I had been dating my then boyfriend for ten months and things were not good, they hadn’t been for a while. I don’t think they ever actually were, but those are issues to…

  • Why ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ Proves Both Julia Roberts and Dermot Mulroney Were the Worst

    Do not let this title misguide you, I wholeheartedly adore this movie and all the iconic scenes that it depicts. With that being said, beyond the catchy tunes and memorable scenes, if you watch this film from Kimmy’s (Cameron Diaz) POV, it’s a horror movie. Let’s break down why both Julia Roberts’ character (Julianne)…

  • Why Does Everyone Want to be a DJ?

    Why Does Everyone Want to be a DJ?

    So he’s a DJ huh? Doesn’t it feel like every other guy these days is suddenly “getting into DJing” instead of having a normal career path. It’s become a personality trait at this point. So the obvious question is, why? I think part of it is that traditional career pressures have shifted—people aren’t as…

  • Convenience Isn’t Love

    Convenience Isn’t Love

    stop settling for less.

  • The “Big is Moving to Paris” Phenomenon

    The “Big is Moving to Paris” Phenomenon

      A Walk Down Memory Lane: The Original “Big is Moving to Paris” For those who may need a refresher, the “Big is Moving to Paris” storyline unfolds in the show’s final season. Carrie Bradshaw, the show’s protagonist, faces a romantic crossroads when her on-again, off-again lover, Mr. Big, reveals his plans to move…